Privacy Policy
Last Updated: March 9, 2025
Welcome to Drinkoo! We know privacy policies are boring, but we still have to write one. So here it is: a somewhat legally sound, mildly entertaining explanation of how we handle your data. If you don’t like it, don’t use our website. Simple as that.
1. WHAT INFORMATION DO WE COLLECT?
We collect some information about you, but not in a creepy way. Here’s what we might gather:
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Stuff You Give Us: When you make a purchase, sign up for our newsletter, or contact us, we might collect your name, email address, shipping info, and payment details (but we don’t store your credit card info—our payment processor handles that).
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Stuff We Collect Automatically: When you visit our website, we collect information like your IP address, browser type, and what pages you look at. We use cookies because that’s what the internet does.
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Stuff We Get from Third Parties: Sometimes, we use third-party services (like Google Analytics) that collect data about you. They have their own privacy policies, which we encourage you to read (but we know you won’t).
2. HOW DO WE USE YOUR INFORMATION?
We use your information to:
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Process your orders and send you cool stuff.
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Send you marketing emails (but only if you say it’s okay).
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Improve our website and user experience.
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Prevent fraud and protect our business (and yours).
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Respond to your customer service requests (if we feel like it).
3. DO WE SHARE YOUR INFORMATION?
Yes, but only with the following people:
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Service Providers: We work with third-party companies to handle payments, shipping, and analytics. They only get the info they need to do their jobs.
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Law Enforcement: If we’re legally required to hand over your data, we will (but only if they ask nicely, or with a warrant).
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Business Transfers: If we ever sell Drinkoo (unlikely, but hey, you never know), your data might be part of the deal.
We do NOT sell your data to advertisers. Your info isn’t that valuable anyway.
4. COOKIES (NOT THE YUMMY KIND)
We use cookies to track website activity and make our site function better. You can disable cookies in your browser settings, but it might make our website act weird.
5. DATA SECURITY
We take reasonable steps to protect your data. But let’s be honest—nothing online is 100% secure. If a hacker really wants your email address, they’ll probably get it. Just use common sense.
6. YOUR RIGHTS
Depending on where you live, you might have some legal rights regarding your data, like:
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Accessing, updating, or deleting your personal information.
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Opting out of marketing emails (just click ‘unsubscribe’—it’s not hard).
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Complaining about us to a privacy regulator (but we hope you just tell us first so we can fix it).
7. THIRD-PARTY LINKS
Our website might link to other sites. If you click on them, you’re on your own. We’re not responsible for their privacy policies or shady practices.
8. CHANGES TO THIS POLICY
We might update this privacy policy occasionally. If we make big changes, we’ll let you know (probably via email or an angry banner on our website). Keep checking back if you care about this stuff.
9. CONTACT US
Still have questions? Want to send us a strongly worded email? Reach out:
Email: support@drinkoo.com
That’s it. Thanks for reading! Now go enjoy a drink.